Daddy & Mommy
"Peanut should go to a private school. We'll have to come up with a plan to manage our finances.... Education is important."

"I don't know what I'd do if Peanut got bullied in school! If he was though.............. I won't actually do it, but I know I'll want to go to the bully's house and beat that kid up myself."
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After watching "Not Quite Hollywood"
"Peanut's gonna be an artist! We gotta remember to always encourage him to make something."
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"We should look up information about buying a baby bed 'cause we can always get it secondhand. If we're gonna spend money on something, it should be something we can at least use for a few years. Baby beds are one of those things that are more like a social construct, you know?"

"I'm gonna buy Peanut some baggy pants and overalls... Oooo... and some colorful tiny sneakers and baseball caps... and wide-rimmed hats... and sweaters...maybe a jacket too"
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"You know what? It's gotta be biological. Now I start thinking like... 'after he's born, we gotta keep him alive at least until he can reproduce.'... Isn't it crazy? It's as if I want to make sure that my genes get passed on, and it can only be done if my son has his own children... and only if he has boys too 'cause girls will pass on the genes from my mom... you see?! Peanut's got the Y-chromosome that I got from my dad, so only if Peanut has boys will this gene gets to continue. That's the whole reason behind people's desire for a male heir."

"I started being really vigilant with what I put into my mouth or on my skin. I'm constantly reading about things that pregnant women are and aren't supposed to eat and do. I feel guilty if I forget to take my prenatal vitamin one day. I sometimes hold my breath when I cross a busy street 'cause I don't want to breath in all the fumes. I always wanna knock out those people who walk and smoke in front of me."
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I was busy stuffing my face at Saturday brunch. From Daddy's point of view, it seemed as if I only lifted my face away from the plate to breathe and went right back to munching. Suddenly, I stopped moving my fork and put one hand on my belly, "Mmmm.... he's moving."

Daddy: "He likes banana pancakes, huh?!..... Good."
Daddy was all proud of you... :D
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1 comment:
hilarious! sounds like scottie and i
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