Things Kai Says (almost) Every Day

I want to play with ALL my toys before going to school.

I want to read ALL my books. Then it will be bed time.

After I go to school, I want to go outside, watch a movie, go for a walk, barbecue, go to Oakridge, go for a bike ride, and go to the library.

After i take a shower, I want to go visit yi-puo and Pudding and go to Grandma's house.

My plan is a good plan. Let's shake on it.

This is Lightning McQueen. He's a race car.

Nemo lives in anni-minis and Sharky* lives in anni-minis too (Sharky is the family Betta fish)

Tow Mater is a tow truck and he can drive backwards, just like that.

Winnie-the-Pooh likes honey, but Mater doesn't like wasabi. I don't like wasabi. It's spicy. Beer is spicy too. Daddy likes spicy. When I'm big, I want to be a daddy and I can have beer.

Finn McMissle, British integerant. Tow Mater, average integerant. At your service!

I want to go to Tokyo to see Lightning McQueen raceing with Francesco Bernoulli. Francesco's not from Tokyo. He's from Italy.

Remember rattootooii, the movie that has a cookbookin it? It was wery scary. The man woke up, and it was scary. I don't like that movie.

Mommy, can I watch rattootooii?

Daddy, don't go downstairs to work. Mommy, don't make food in the kitchen. Put Weiwei in her chair, and come play with ME.

We can play cars. You can choose a car. Here! You can have this red car, and I will have Lightning McQueen and Finn McMissle.

Let's drive cars around the coffee table.

We can do play dough. No, but don't touch anything.

We can do the puzzles. No, YOU do the puzzles.

I wanna color. No, I mean paint. You have to go to the kitchen and get some water so I can paint.

I don't want a shower. After I take a shower, it will be a bath.

I'm angry. I'm gonna hit you in the face!

I want hugs.

I'm sad.

I want you to carry me.

I'm not tired.

My friends are Jack and Aiden.

(talking with two fingers) This is Lily. This is Kai. Lily wanted the bunny, and Kai Took the bunny. Lily was sad and she cried.

Daddy's big, and Mommy's big. Wai-puo's big, and I'm big. Pudding's small, and Weiwei's small.

Mommy, you're soft.

Mommy, your hair is messy.

I wuv broccoli. Remember the kitty cat in Mommy's pad pad? Kitty cat doesn't like broccoli. I want Mommy's pad pad.

I'm very hungry, mommy. I'm very hungry.

Okay, I'm done! I want some fruit now.

Hi, baby sister!

Mommy, look! Weiwei's cute!

Ahaha! Weiwei said "a-pptthhhh!" that's silly.

Mommy, Wei said he wants to sit in his chair. So you can play cars with me.

I'm a cool boy!