If Found, Please Kindly Return It

B: What's in that dish?
K: Leeks, blood pudding, star anus....


B: Is this his first time wearing it?
K: Who's Susan Baron?


B carried the baby into the living room while K finished putting things away in the bedroom.
B to baby: Are you saying Hi to your morning friends?
K: HORNY friends? What are you saying to our son?
B to baby: I wonder what's been on Mommy's mind...


K to baby: I'm gonna go change my diaper (Band-Aid).


K: Ugh! Where did my berin (brain) go?
B: I hate to tell you this, babe, but it hasn't been seen since you got pregnant.